Thursday, June 10, 2004

Marriage Wisdom

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

an excerpt from a fellow blogger: (or Anis as she is known)
this excerpt completely tickled my insides.
Anyway just to update, I STILL HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT TO WEAR TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s: i'll have pics to upload tonight! so watch for them!!!!