Thursday, June 10, 2004

Marriage Wisdom

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


an excerpt from a fellow blogger: http://www.tabulas.com/~anis_sayang (or Anis as she is known)
this excerpt completely tickled my insides.
Anyway just to update, I STILL HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT TO WEAR TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s: i'll have pics to upload tonight! so watch for them!!!!